stimulatedshit:

swaaaaay binoo

The Simpsons

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via scissor)

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via scissor)

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via scissor)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via scissor)

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

(via covocal)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

(via trust)

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
prozac-panda:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

DJ Jesus. He died for our spins. 

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

(Source: sherolck, via aarontheotaku)